The Better Part of the Day

Good morning good morning gm gm GM Gm gM gm good morning g’morning wait who writes g’morning like what is that an attempt to shorten or look like you’re something different but wait soon enough people will start being different in their own ways good morning good morning सुप्रभात there it is and good morning good morning the Sun and the Sun smiling and a lovely morning to all of you ooh someone’s trying to be fancy here and good morning roses oh look where we are fine good morning lotuses and maybe that’s objectionable to some in the group okay there it’s deleted well nobody wants to get into a political debate first thing in the morning maybe a few minutes later okay good morning bouquet oh nice a bouquet how secular and good morning with a message of hope and good morning with a message of love and good morning with a quote second quote another quote and good morning with a beautiful quote and oh beautiful so perfect wise words thank you for putting them up really clever way to say good morning good morning good morning Gm gm and Gm a lot of Gms and good mornings coming from the FOMO crowd.

Good morning and do you know what day it is and oh very special day let’s guess or wait let’s not guess because the one who asked wants to put up the answer and there it is oh today is the birthday of name surname popular name title year born year died and description and read more read more read more and a few bold sentences and sentences in bold and let’s remember today name surname popular name title for all their glory joined hands joined hands joined hands joined hands joined hands and followed by let’s see oh yes thumb to the index finger and thumbs up and three thumbs to the index finger and five thumbs up and oh a victory sign and eight victory signs oops a fingers crossed slipped in there should I point it out oh deleted and replaced by thumbs up oh yes now suddenly so much more meaningful and the next station is heart or two red hearts five blue hearts well the planet why not and four green hearts that’s also the planet and one beating heart and your next station is wow how nice great to know good info good information let’s really remember this day for this person oh as if and thanks for sharing thanks for sharing and t h a n k s f o r s h a r i n g press message select forward icon this group that group not that group those people judge and send and oh two thumbs up and a thumb to the index finger there don’t people have anything better to do glittering heart.

But you still don’t know what day it is you know today is a very special day very special date because when you take the date and the number of letters in the day and the fifth root of the year you get a number which when added to your birth year and subtracted from your mother’s year of pregnancy gives you a number which you multiply with the month you get the number of times this message has passed around probably no you get the exact number pointing to the day when you will receive this exact message again but only not within the next hundred years and oh you’ll also get 9 you always get 9 what’s with 9.

And look someone is disputing the biography of I’ve already forgotten the name surname popular name title they probably forgot to put sugar in their tea today and oh this is wrong because this says otherwise and someone is so sure of the dates that they are arguing heavily with someone else saying how can they be so sure of the dates I mean name surname popular name title was probably a school goer then and why does that mean they can’t do what this message says they’ve done people accomplish so much and ohhhhhh cute cute so cute and someone’s putting out the fire with a picture of oh their acquaintance’s elder sister’s nephew’s kid learned to put their pants on the wrong way oh so cute so precious when they make mistakes and then make that face and what’s the name oh this name oh so him soooo him they can’t imagine how else he would have done it he was always one for his own rules and wait it’s not the acquaintance’s elder sister it’s some elder sister that the acquaintance found from where the message originally came what the babies of the people on the group aren’t cute well there you go this is a baby on our group so cute so precious make her say dada and send a gif because we’ll be hanging on to every message until then oh here you go she said something else but cute no sure cute beautiful precious beating heart fading heart heart eyes kisses.

Tweet screenshot of tweet in response to some tweet yesterday and for the benefit of those who aren’t on twitter you know wonder why anyway thought you’d like to see this and screenshot screenshot of comments and more replies and isn’t that hilarious sad though sad but hilarious how can people be like that how can someone possibly say that I mean I can’t believe this such a world we live in humanity is dead angry face sad face despondent face broken heart broken hearts and this it outrageous finally someone opened their thesaurus and someone couldn’t be bothered so angry face sad face red angry face this is despicable someone’s not done with thesaurus and cursing face and hope is lost and a video of a man falling from a donkey and there happens to be mud underneath like what did you expect a meadow anyway chuckle chuckle teary eyed laugh teary eyed sideways laugh oh eighteen teary eyed sideways laughs haha and colon D and sticker of laughing lmao wait this is not that kind of group so just teary eyed laugh and someone’s gotta up that sticker with yes there you go gif and the next station is oh so funny hilarious why sit if you can’t balance look someone’s analyzing and wonder who’s the donkey someone being clever and that gets twenty three teary eyed laughs wait the video itself got eighteen only and that guy will feel bad now won’t he so message deleted as expected and replaced by six teary eyed laughs nicely conservative because everyone knows derivative jokes must get less than or equal to laughs as the underlying joke right everyone knows that but the jokes are not over someone’s gotta up that who’s the donkey joke with oh here you go looks like there’s an ass on an ass quoth the English major and that gets only five teary eyed laughs but they’re sideways so better right and oh hehehe so settle for that and oh such a throng of laughs from all these people who didn’t get that one and teary eyed laugh teary eyed laugh Gm oh look someone’s alarm didn’t go off.

Well everyone must reply to that you know politeness so Gm gm gm oh the people who said good morning in the morning are now saying Gm oh no full messages for the late risers right so gm gm gm Gm with a sun rising between skyscrapers so it must be upped by Gm with a sun rising between mountains you know nature so and Gm gm gm and there it is a Gm with a gif of sunrise like what are you trying to prove by putting up something which happened hours ago when you were pushing the snooze button but anyway oh nice Sun yes nice Sun feels so refreshing to see it time for lunch so all quiet for an hour no of course not someone’s reading this book and everyone you should read this book why oh what happens in it well this happens and that happens and oh they won’t tell you any further because the suspense no really because they’re here talking about it instead of reading the book but do read it oh sure right on definitely you got it next on my list oh busy guy they’ll read it just as soon as they finish reading a book with a name grander than the name of the book that guy was recommending but sure we’ll all read that book read this article first not too long but very important oh very crucial that we must know this so read it open link scroll down author name credits oh great read real eye-opener thanks for s h a r i n g press select forward well everyone should know.

And do you know what day it is oh we’ve been through this already but it’s still some bigger day some other event oh yes it’s the birthday of someone’s aunt who’s not on the group but wish we must because how would that look otherwise oh HBD HBD things start small someone’s feeling dry HBD HBD happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday many happy returns oh hi thesaurus guy may this day pour joy and imagery imagery imagery cake cake cake cake candle cake confetti cheers confetti confetti hugs and kisses oh someone’s old school and some big birthday wish in some ancient script and who’s gonna up that oh yes of course here it is how lucky that someone’s aunt was born on the same day as name surname popular name title oh yes what an amazing coincidence well if someone’s aunt knew what a great person she shares her birthday with what a great person who’s done what a great person who’s been well great great person so okay and someone’s gonna flip that around oh yes there you go someone’s betting that name surname popular name title would have been so happy to know he shares his birthday with someone’s aunt oh sure such a sweet thing to say fluttering heart on behalf of someone’s aunt oh they’ll convey everybody’s wishes to the group that the aunt actually is on and what will be all those people’s reactions to that great compliment well they’ll report back and in the meantime happy birthday once again confetti.

In the meantime challenge to all the fans of this town that era those days if you can’t get more than eight correct how can you call yourself a fan of this town that era those days you must know trivia trivia here we go that’s a fish followed by a blowing person so that must mean equality liberty something like that because well just because and does that answer make sense no it’s abstract so it can’t be that easy well let’s look at the seventh one that’s two people on a bicycle on two bicycles and that must mean teamwork except that’s followed by a tree a big fir tree so maybe some race in Europe what has that got to do with this town that era nothing probably how about with those days no luck oh come on it’s so easy why don’t we all put our heads together this is important brains need workout too you know especially with the increasing time people spend on social media these days our brains are deteriorating oh hi thesaurus for want of such good puzzles okay well let’s all think together the one who put this puzzle here needs all the answers within the hour they have to give them to that group where the puzzle came from but before we get down to it someone needs everyone to help someone’s good friend with it will only take a few minutes of our precious time and someone’s saying well they wish they could but they are busy like seriously where does the time go these days and the first someone’s like they put the message because they were asked to and nobody worry about it there’s always tons of people out there who spend all their day here just solving other people’s questionnaires so we don’t need to worry we should get back to the puzzle brains need a workout you know.

And someone’s like no we should not solve that puzzle some of it is offensive to this group and that group and others are like chill come on it’s just a game but games reveal underlying points of view which are detrimental to you know society as a whole and you can’t just look at that picture and say its all right they mean come on that’s clearly a symbol of no wait that’s a clover leaf and why do we need clover leaves anyway they mean this is our country and our rich heritage should not be tarnished by cheap imports of good luck charms from that part of the globe sorry wrong part of the globe this part of the globe we should have our own good luck charms like if there is a clover leaf why is there no leaf of that leaf you know the one we give and that leaf but not everyone knows what that leaf is what its significance is and anyway that’s so sad come on you all know what leaf they’re talking about come on anyway this is not the only example look at the rose like we here don’t give roses don’t take roses that’s all coming from that part of the globe like no seriously this is getting too serious now we are being stripped of our cultural treasure and made to follow that part of the globe oh okay calm down we all agree let’s just hope that everyone around us continues to uphold our culture like we do let’s all hope fingers crossed fingers crossed fingers crossed. 

But let’s be positive again because here’s a joke a series of jokes full of mirth and hilarity and this will just make everyone feel better okay let’s read teacher in a coma teacher resigns teacher still not recovered teacher still crying teacher still puzzling over what that kid said I hate that kid anyway let’s wait for it teary eyed laughs by fourteen people so next there’s so funny oh they love these kinds of jokes but you know someone’s like are we really the age and intelligence to put up jokes like that and laugh about them but I’d think someone who ‘is’ that ‘intelligence’ should know nobody laughs ‘about’ jokes anyway but everyone is like right right no we’re better so here’s some clever jokes which are actually a clever opening with a embarrassingly stupid punchline oh no here we go with some real clever jokes and oh that guy has woken up again so here we go why must clever jokes always be science jokes is it like you must know science in order to be clever like that’s such a wrong assumption to make about people by the way he got that joke or so it seems because he’s ended his long line of messages with a teary eyed sideways laugh oh look at that sideways laugh it means he really got it.

Thirty eight photos someone’s putting up oh what’s that about oh good old days when letters were written and people in a room actually talked with each other and letters were written and people looked at things not out of a lens and letters were written and people actually visited places to take them in not post about them with all those captions and by the way that reminds someone oh did everyone see those pics they sent the other day oh about that place where they went no someone they knew went but oh so pretty like really connecting with nature through that photo almost feels like we’re there right so beautiful captures what camera was that like they don’t know anyway but nice pics thumbs up back to the good old days when people described the places they visited in such captivating detail and letters were written now its all like txt jpeg png mbs kbs you know what’s happening slowly we’re losing our soul and our touch with nature and our human contact and what’s a picture of fireworks doing in the good old days that was wrong it’s good that we don’t have fireworks anymore not everything from the good old days was good look at the big picture please scroll down scroll down oh yes plastic plastic is bad and people are still using when will everyone learn it’s such a sad thing to look at the good old days when fireworks were used and letters were written.

And of course we all know what’s to blame this very thing here because this thing just doesn’t let us have a moment of peace anymore always notifications always new pics to be downloaded messages to be read forwards to be forwarded and you know how many people spend their whole days on this like the bigger part of their day literally like every few minutes that’s why we’re losing our patience and we react not respond anymore and it watches us oh you know they all watch us they know everything we’re saying doing red angry face sad face teary face crying face we must put a stop to this you know we must limit the time our kids look at the phones we should make them enjoy their days like we do you know outside getting dirty and hurt on the playground end the reign of the virtual we can do it if we all do it together and with that good night good night gn Gn gn Good night gn with the setting sun gn with the starry sky gn with a hug gn with a beaming face gn gn gn Good night to everyone sweet dreams sleep tight tomorrow is another day tomorrow is another day tomorrow is another day.